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GM is not dead or even dying. There is still the stigma that General Motors is doing poorly and is in threat of falling under. When people tell me these things I tell them “look at whats coming.” You only need look 2 years in the future and see that GM will make its over due revolution. It’s been in the works since the campaign started a few years ago. More recently GM has been making its power plays with new releases and new unveiling’s.

Take the Chevy Malibu for example. When it was revealed in 2006 it was projected to be a big hit, and what a hit it was. In its first year of sale it already made the motor trend car of the year finalist list, and car and driver’s ten best, and Detroit auto show car of the year. It is also taking shots in the real world. The 2008 Malibu is reclaiming the mid size car market which has been dominated by imports for the last decade or so. It is selling so well that even with record production numbers, dealers are struggling to keep them in stock. Another award winner this year is the 2008 Cadillac CTS.

The new CTS is undoubtedly the best yet. The CTS made car and driver ten best, It took home motor trend Car of the Year award which is the most sought after award for production vehicles, and even took CNET Tech car of the year. Beating the BMW 3 series and Lexus at their own game and for cheaper! The new CTS is a world beater with luxury, economy, performance, and price. Like the Malibu, the CTS is taking back its target market, and with force. As I said before, look to the future, well just a few days ago the CTS coupe concept was reveled and is slated for release in 2009. This will be the best thing to happen to Cadillac since the 2008 CTS, oh wait, that wasn’t too long ago now was it? The coupe will only further take control of the luxury car market, killing the BMW 1 series. To add to that the 2009 CTS-V is slated to be the fastest sports sedan produced. Taking aim at BMW’s M series, The Cadillac V will definitely give it a fight for the thrown of sports sedan. The CTS is even moving the fight overseas. Already established in China and Europe, the CTS will be the first Cadillac on Australian soil in a few decades. While we give the blokes down under something new to gawk over they are kind enough to return the favor.

The Pontiac G8 is coming any day now and is going to be the next big thing for Pontiac. A four door sports car with over 360 horse power and for under 30k! Thats a new power play if you ask me. Pontiac is at the forefront of the sports car market. The GXP troop of cars make anything else look like the girl scouts. Mazda MX5? PLEASE, the solstice GXP would eat it and spit its puny parts out. Honda accord you say? I say G6, with better looks and less expensive bang for the buck the G6 GXP is my choice over a glorified econobox any day. With new models, and freshenup favorites, Pontiac is looking to maintain the performance market it set for itself. Now on to the most talked about concept of them all, The Camaro.

A name that demands respect, The Camaro has been one of the greatest sports car of all time. Since 1967 the Camaro has been all about cheap thrills and all out performance. But ever since it’s death nearly 6 years ago there has been an outcry for its resurrection. In 2006 when the concept Camaro was unveiled I knew Chevy would make its comeback. With the muscle car wars heating up again between Chrysler, Ford, and GM. The big 3 will no doubt take back leadership in the American sports car market. But between the three, the Camaro probably has the largest fan following and demand for return. And with the support of big brother Corvette, GM will take the lead once again as the greatest American car. So all I have to say to all the nay sayers out there is look at whats coming down the road, its not a Toyota or a Honda, Its a GM.

Today was a pretty typical day, I woke up at 7 0 clock, met my friend at school and she had extra help, therefor i went to my locker. Upon this voyage I saw some things I would not like to see ever again… Ever. There was an entourage of about 3 or 4 people all crowded around this one girl ( I will refer to her as X ). I did not know what was going on, nor did I really care till I had actually saw X in person. She was using a walker, and hoping on one foot on it. I assumed something was wrong with her leg, and she was on a wheelchair the day before. X is very overweight, and pathetic, when I see her, I often feel bad for humanity. It’s the type of feeling I get when I pour my glass of chocolate milk , work to make it and then to find out that its spoiled, that feeling in my mouth is what i get when i see X in a walker. So anyway i start laughing to myself thinking wow this girl sucks, and shes on a walker who the fuck does that? I immediately whipped out my cell phone and started taking videos because I thought it was hysterical, which it was. When I asked her fellow classmates what was wrong, she sprained her ankle when she fell on some holiday decorations and she was to fat, pathetic and to much of a loser to use crutches. I proceeded to do what any normal kid would do, show all his friends the video and get everyone aware of this travesty to humankind! Upon all this, I have a proposal… To all people who are this lazy, due to their devaluing of the Human race, I want to put them on a space ship and send them to the sun, that would mean instant profit for all of us normies out there. Theres more, she isnt the only one at fault, people that use segways, and electric chairs due to their obesity also bothers me? Wheres my fucking chair? Im 6′3 and 170 lbs, I dont get a chair but the 400 lb fellow does? thats fucking bullshit, i bet the gov’t pays for it, thats what happens when you get lazy ass liberals. You promote laziness, and those who work hard have to pay for it. These people suck, I am a hundred times more useful, If i wasn’t me, Id wish I was me. I <3 Me.

I’ve recently had the pleasure of watching a video on youtube that is neither god awful, or an attempt at being viral but still god awful. Someone sent me a link to this youtube video this afternoon and I was expecting some crazy teenagers jumping off a roof or some college kids buttering the floor and watching what happens when their unsuspecting roommate walks in. (notice the slight change in idiotic behavior with age.) To my surprise it was a video with two little kids sitting in a chair having a grand ol’ time. No they weren’t playing video games, or even watching TV, they were enjoying each others company, something rare these days with everyone running around trying to get ahead in life or making others miserable. The one child, Charlie is maybe 2 years of age and his older brother Harry is around twice that. I wont spoil the video too much but just watching these to kids having fun and laughing with each other free of charge brought a smile to my face and made me realize what it is to be happy. What I’m trying to say is stoping being an emotional wreck and join the rest of society and be happy once in a while. You can start by watching this video, and others like it. (ignore last comment if you already restrain yourself from cutting your wrists with a razor blade.)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM

Dear Friend,

As you know, Governor Spitzer is planning to give driver’s licenses to illegal aliens beginning next year.

Yesterday, the Commissioner of the NYS Department of Motor Vehicles admitted that illegal aliens could use these driver’s licenses to buy guns.

I believe this is wrong and the U.S. Department of Homeland Security is opposed to the Governor’s plan.

When asked if this would allow an illegal alien to purchase a gun, Governor Spitzer’s own Commissioner of Motor Vehicles said, “yeah, I guess it proves who they are.”

Like the vast majority of New Yorkers, I don’t support the Governor’s plan and I’m concerned that it will compromise our security.

For more information about the legislation I passed to stop Governor Spitzer from giving driver’s licenses to illegal aliens, please click here.

Sincerely,
Senator Dean Skelos

Most people have heard of the Roswell UFO incident, but not many have heard of the Kecksburg incident. Kecksburg is a town about 30 miles southeast of Pittsburgh Pennsylvania and on December 9th 1965 a UFO (unidentified Flying Object) crashed in the woods near the town. Many speculate based on Eyewitness accounts and some circumstantial evidence that the object that crashed was extraterrestrial in nature. The military responded to the scene rather quickly and soon secured the area closing it off to the public. Although the area was closed many people were able to witness the military actions taking place and some have even reported that a larch cylindrical shaped object left the scene on a flatbed truck. After the incident it is believed that men in black (government agents who’s sole purpose is to silence people who claim to have seen UFO’s) were in the town for a few days and supposedly threatened a local radio show host in censoring an interview he had with eyewitness’s and several photos of the crash site went missing.

Kecksburg UFO

The official response to the matter was that either a meteor crashed into the woods or it was a soviet satellite. Ufoligists Don’t buy this and believe that it was an extraterrestrial craft. One such Ufologist has successfully sued NASA into releasing information on the incident and NASA is now going to investigate the case further.

Let me start off by saying Elliot Spitzer is in idiot. He wants to give ILLEGAL aliens A valid drivers license which are indistinguishable from a valid citizens drivers license. This is all so that they have a form of I.D. and so they can operate a motor vehicle. Other then a few patriotic minutemen devoting their time at the border What is stopping them from coming over here and now STAYING?

Look at what happend in North Carolina. When they issued a similar act they soon realized what a mistake it was. There were massive frauds taking place where waves of illegals came to NC to obtain a license from out of state. This overwhelmed their DMV and it became next to impossible for the legal citizens to even renew their already valid license. After the feds got involved two times north Carolina finally did away with this system.

What makes Spitzer think this wont happen again but in New York for a change, Not to mention it’s against the law! New York Vehicle and Traffic Law section 502 states “The commissioner also shall require that the applicant provide his or her social security number.”How the fuck are they gonna do that if they aren’t citizens, oh wait they WON’T! Thanks to a few brave Assembly members, there are lawsuits coming together against Spitzer to try and block this from passing. But this doesn’t come without another shot fired from the Spitzer fart hole. In responce to James Tedisco’s efforts to thwart Spitzers plans, he cut funding to Health care and Education in Schenectady (Tedisco’s District.)

Way to go Elliot, cut funding for public education in NY so more kids can grow up to be just like you!

Upon watching the GOP debates I came to the realization that Hillary Clinton really is worthless. Her opinions change weekly, her color of her skin changes daily she does not have a soul. She really has never run anything, or done anything significant. The point I raise is for those who believes shes legitimate. I have a challenge for you, If you can tell me three things she has really done to better America, three significant things shes passed, done , thought of , anything - 3 reasons why she DESERVES to be president… If you can give me legit reasons for both, I will apologize on this website and completely retract this statement, Unfortunately I don’t think you will be able to.

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Response from ComputersRuinMe
I’m sure there is Mrs. Clinton has done SOMETHING useful in her terms as senator of our state right? I mean, since January 2001, she has sponsored over 330 bills! I’m sure a few percent of these have made it passed committee. Indeed, 41 of them have. According to GovTrack, this nets her a “very poor” rating when it comes to sponsoring. No matter she must be going for quality over quantity right? Well, i might be wrong here. Of these, only 2 have been enacted. Yes that would be 2 sponsored bills enacted in 6 years of being our Senator. GovTrack gives her a rating of “average” for this. How does the idea of an “average” president sit?

Now, I try to be somewhat fair. (If i didn’t, I would take a cheap shot like how shes a member of the special committee on aging, but i haven’t). But there are a couple more topics that bother me when i think about Mrs. Clinton as our president. Little things, you know, like not having a stitch of military background in her resume. Granted, the President has countless advisor’s, but i feel its important that our Commander-in-chief of our armed forces know a bit about, well, the armed forces. I feel that if someone hasn’t actually been a part of something, chances are, they cant really sympathize with that something. No President actually wants to wage War (leaving this for another discussion ) but the President has to be able to consider it, need be.

I know I’m going to get heat from this next point, but I’m not saying it to be sexist, I’m saying it because its true, as unfortunate as it may be. Yet another reason why she should not be president is, yes, because shes a woman. I have no problem with a woman president, black president, all i really care about is your policies. The reason Mrs. Clinton being a woman affects her campaign though, is her image. As a country, we are just coming out of one of the most disapproved presidents in our nations history, and we need a president that will not only have strong policies, but have a strong image. Honestly, the only populous that seer’s her as being “strong” are the women that relate to her, which is a EXTREMELY poor way of choosing a presidential candidate (there is an upcoming article on this as well). Most others see her for what she really is: a candidate that flops on issues to try to gain the most amount of votes from the spectrum as possible. So unfortunately, her being a woman, only makes her image less solid. Tell me, what other candidate do you know has put on a fake accent to try to win votes in the south? She’s a sellout.

Oh, i forgot, shes also a felon.

*By the way, this article reflects my own views, and not the views of anyone else on this website*

“The obligations of our representatives in Washington are to protect our liberty, not coddle the world, precipitating no-win wars, while bringing bankruptcy and economic turmoil to our people.” - Ron Paul

One thing you will notice once you start looking up information on Ron Paul, just as i did, you see that while he does not have a large supporting number outside of the internet culture, but that the supporters he does have seem to have are willing to take a bullet for him… And that’s putting it mildly. When was the last time you ever heard of a Republican having thousands of die hard techie supporters? On Facebook alone, he has 32,000. Why is Ron Paul getting so little media time? It is not because his platform is cliche, or that no-one wants to hear it, in fact, its quite the opposite.

Ron Paul calls for the dissolving of many government establishments, and the empowering of the average America. You may laugh at the idea of having no IRS, or FBI, but the reason you do is that we have become so used to the idea of having a huge, overpowered entity telling us what we should all do; i believe its time to take back our lives and freedoms.

How is it possible that the Republican with the third highest campaign contributions (even more than John McCain) gets no spotlight?

Two reasons, Money and Money. Ron Paul does not support the idea of paying for media coverage, or lobbying for his name. I agree wholeheartedly that lobbying is one of the worst ideas in politics. Think about it. Once making the office of your desire, you are committed to doing whatever the lobbyist that helped you get there wants, even if it goes against the general good. The other factor of money is that media companies, such as FOX, get huge government grants (ever wonder why FOX keeps putting out the kind of news it does?). If Ron Paul became president, and the media lost its huge government cash cow, it would have to actually start worrying about what happens when the viewers get pissed off that they are, once again, twisting the news to however they please.
I am definitely not trying to persuade anyone to vote for Ron Paul. I REALLY hope i was not able to twist anyone’s complete voting confidence with just this mini-article. All i really wanted was to enlighten some people at how despite not being covered by the corrupt media, there are still politicians out there fighting for US and not just to cover their own asses and pass the blame.

The thing is, he cannot be ignored forever. Surely, but not slowly, hes becoming more and more of a household name, and hes winning more and more straw polls (yes, these are unofficial, i know). The media will not be able to contain Ron Paul forever, because his platform is solid, and represents whats best of all of America: as long as we can learn to think for ourselves.

*Edited -I really loved what “Cashman57″ said when commenting on this article, and figured i would share it:

“As long as Ron Paul supporters keep talking about him we will get more Ron Paul supporters.
The reason isn’t focus groups or polls, it is the message of freedom.
Freedom is popular.
Very popular.”

A Response By: John Kitchin  (By the way, if you have a very well written response, it will added as part of the post!)

There is one other “money” factor that you are leaving out - the fact that almost all of the MSM outlet’s ratings and readership numbers have skyrocketed since 911, and after dropping back down to a level still much higher than anything they saw pre-911, they have stayed pretty steady.

the way I see it, pretty much all the big medial companies share the same bias - they are Statists. Sure, each tv station and newspaper may have its particular political leanings and cater to either the more liberal or the more conservative crowd, and they keep the rhetoric of that duplicitous dynamic going to keep the general public thinking that there really is a difference between the two parties, both in rhetoric and in action. Of course to those of us actually paying attention to the action part, it’s become blatantly obvious that both parties have been moving in the same direction for quite some time now, though their rhetoric and talking-points continue to remain divergent and hostile to the other side.

The fact that Rupert Murdoch has made financial contributions to Billary’s campaign while his news co’s trash her at the same time is a perfect example of this - they have to bash her to please their conservative fan-base, but the fact of the matter is that Billary (or any of the other neo-imperial-fascists running on either side) would be great for Fox News and all the MSM because they will continue to use the “War on Terror” double-speak to hype fear and will also continue the Iraq war and probably start at least one more war (if Bush doesn’t do it before he leaves).

All of this means continued high-ratings and readership levels for the MSM companies. Whether you’re liberal or conservative, It’s easy to be pro-war when it doubles your business…..not so easy to give up all that business when it’s time for the war to be over. That’s why the MSM has a statist bias, because they don’t want to go to back to scrapping and scrambling for viewers and readers like the pre-911 days, and maintaining the current status-quo means they won’t have to.

Thus, they simply cannot, out of their own financial self-interest, give Rep. Paul and his platform a fair shake in their coverage. However, the internet is truly going to be their undoing, for I feel that ‘freedom-fever’ is spreading like wild-fire (as his 3Q contributions show, it ain’t just on the internet anymore!) and the Ron Paul Revolution will not be able to be stopped, even if it’s not televised. This is only going to strain the public’s trust of the MSM as a viable source of news and information even further.

Have you ever found yourself walking in a a store? A hallway? A sidewalk? Anywhere? I know I have and more often then not, I feel the urge to erase my existence when it happens. Everyones seen it, theres people that walk slower than average, slow or just flat out stop. This may occur , OR they will take out their cell phone or some sort of activity and expect you to listen while walking slower. Its times like these i wish I could be a hermit. I will group the different sort of people, and offer my preferable solution though its not limited to these actions.

A) The slow walker…

These are your kinds of people who walk abnormally slow for no real reason. They are innocent for the most part, or they have very short legs. These people bother me the least however I still would rather they just get their own fucking lane.

Solution - Simply walk in front of them, they don’t know better.

B) The REALLY slow walker

One of the many questions in life for me is, Why cant these people just get a wheelchair or a fucking automatic scooter? I mean come on they walk really fucking slow and if you ask them to FUCKING move a step, they wonder what the problem is. You may be thinking, Not everyone is a big guy like you dan, maybe they have a problem or something. Tough shit, I don’t care they should still walk as fast a kid with no legs- at LEAST.

Solution - FLAT TIRE THESE FUCKERS - yes, step on the back of their heels intentionally and show them who’s boss! When they look back you stare that little douche bag, no matter what age (I don’t care if they’re in the single digits they make your day worse) right in the eye. If any trouble ensues you spit, and aim for their mouths and then run away, its a damn good plan guaranteed to work.

C) The congregator

This is your typical person who stops in the hallway or office or anything, anything where theres people to talk to. They think that they own the world and they can just stop to talk in the MIDDLE of everything. I hate these people the most, they bring down the value of the human race.

Solution - Join in the conversation and drive it to the ground, own it and don’t let anyone speak, whats their counter? Run away ? walk away? You follow them till whenever you feel satisfied with yourself

D) The Dicksucker

These people love to talk on the cell phone all the time 100 % of the time because theyre actually really important. Hell, theyll even take their cell phone out to talk to nothing just to look cool, on the edge and stylish. In the process they are preoccupied and walk extremely slow, fuck these people.

Solution - My personal favorite, Of course they’re always holding something they’re preoccupied with. Whether its a cell phone, a brief case, papers, books anything, you knock it right out of those fucking hands and you sit and laugh. Hopefully there are papers involved so they scatter all over the floor thats bonus points. FOR EXTRA BONUS POINTS, hope for a wet atmosphere so you can damage their property ( Papers work best ).